Fuck You M

How many times were you told

Come on M

Yet you continue to magnify everything

Even your number of narrators

You have three of them now

Are you serious

Who needs three narrators

You mostly write poetry

and the occasional sexy short story

Even Shakespeare had only one

and you’re miles from the Bard

One of your narrators is a woman

What the fuck M

You even have the audacity

to use all three of them

in the same story

You lost it M

You need more sleep

More sleep equals fewer narrators

It’s an existential fact

Even Athena would agree

Your beauty from Olympus

who suddenly caught your fancy

Nobody is buying it M

even with your three narrators

No news from your muse lately

Methinks she moved to Greece

Are you learning Greek by any chance

σκατά Πάτρικ (Fuck you, Patrick)

So you are gaining some ground

and insults are always the first to be adopted

Do you have anything else to say for yourself

Fuck you, Patrick

I write as I please

I was actually thinking of a fourth narrator

But I’m not sure if she’ll agree

Another woman narrator

So two men and two women and you

Are you planning an orgy for your next sexy short story

φιλί τον κώλο μου (Kiss my ass)

Another insult in Greek

I wonder what Athena would think

She would kick your ass out of this poem

Don’t forget that my name is in your name

We always agreed on an equal split

except with a woman when we always become one

I was only writing my concerns

They are surely legitimate

You are a mess M

You need to stop writing for a while

Simply rest and have two meals a day

You’ll look about the same

I’ll write for both of us

I’ll still keep the M

But I’ll mention that you took

a brief sabbatical

I was actually wondering if I should drop the M

or bring back my Santa Cat biopic

I decided to become Greek